Your Farts Kill Me
Your Farts Kill Me
A funny birthday card for him, that really says it all. He’s so annoying, he makes you want to vomit and his farts kill you; he is the most annoying person on Earth. But you gotta love em'. The perfect birthday card for your boyfriend, brother, dad or uncle. But be warned, he may be laughing so much that he farts (again)!
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£3.39
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
Materials
Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
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Shipping & Returns
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