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You Don't Need Candles Birthday Card
You Don't Need Candles Birthday Card
Who needs candles when the best gift in life is already standing right in front of them? This hilarious birthday card delivers a cheeky dose of self-confidence with the message: 'You don't need candles on your cake, all your wishes came true when you met me.' Featuring a no-candle birthday cake design, it’s perfect for reminding the birthday person just how lucky they are to know you. Ideal for partners, friends, or anyone who could use a laugh (and a reality check) on their big day!
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
Materials
Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free 2nd Class Delivery
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