You Are A Cockwomble Candle
You Are A Cockwomble Candle
Smells Like You Are a Cockwomble candle – the perfect blend of cheekiness and banter! With a scent as unforgettable as the insult itself, this candle promises to ignite laughter and offend people all at the same time! Perfect for those who appreciate a good chuckle and aren't afraid to call it like they see it.
Warning: may induce fits of giggles and a newfound appreciation for inventive insults. Light it up and let the aroma of playful banter fill the room – just don't take it personally!
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide
Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide
Label Only:
75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)
XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)
Materials
Materials
Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container
Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!
Scent List
Scent List
FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!
PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.
CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.
CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days
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