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Use Your New Hoover Card
Use Your New Hoover Card
Perfect for that friend or family member who’s hit the age where household appliances are a real thrill! This funny birthday card captures that moment we all face sooner or later – one minute you’re young and cool, the next you’re positively buzzing about your new hoover. Ideal for anyone who's reached the ‘domestic bliss’ stage of life, this card brings humour and a touch of reality to birthday celebrations.
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
Materials
Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
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Shipping & Returns
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