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Smells Like A Midlife Crisis Candle

Smells Like A Midlife Crisis Candle

Our laugh-out-loud Smells Like A Midlife Crisis candle – the perfect way to bring a bit of humour to the realities of hitting the big 4-0 and beyond! This candle is ideal for anyone navigating the hilarious chaos of middle age with a smile. Perfect for gifting to friends going through their own midlife adventures or as a cheeky addition to your own décor. With a scent that's more refreshing than a new sports car and less drastic than a sudden career change, this candle is sure to spark laughs and nods of recognition. Light it up and embrace the midlife madness – because if you can't laugh at it, you're doing it wrong!

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Style

Dimensions

Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide

Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide

Label Only:

75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)

XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)

Materials

Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container

Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!

Scent List

FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!

PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.

CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.

CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.

Shipping & Returns

Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days

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