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Punch Somebody Candle

Punch Somebody Candle

Our brutally honest Light Me Before You Decide to Punch Somebody candle – the ultimate stress-relief companion for those moments when you need to calm down before taking drastic action! This candle is ideal for anyone with a fiery temper and a great sense of humour. Perfect for gifting to friends who might need a gentle (and funny) reminder to relax, or as a witty addition to your own space. With a scent that's soothing and calming, this candle is sure to spark smiles and prevent a few punches. Light it up and take a deep breath – because sometimes, a little candlelight is all you need to keep your cool!

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Style

Dimensions

Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide

Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide

Label Only:

75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)

XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)

Materials

Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container

Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!

Scent List

FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!

PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.

CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.

CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.

Shipping & Returns

Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days

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