Participate In Secret Santa Candle
Participate In Secret Santa Candle
Light up your desk and your sense of humour with our I ONLY BOUGHT THIS CANDLE BECAUSE I HAD TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SHITTY SECRET SANTA THING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I WANT TO WORK HERE... candle! Perfect for those who’d rather be anywhere else than stuck in the annual office gift exchange, this cheeky scent is a hilarious nod to the true spirit of forced festivities. With a whiff of mild dread, caffeine, and just a touch of “I guess I’ll just get something random,” this candle perfectly captures the sentiment of a Secret Santa you didn’t sign up for. Ideal for anyone who’s ever pretended to be excited about their gift, but secretly just wants the whole thing to be over. Because let’s face it—sometimes, you only buy the candle to avoid looking like you don’t want to be there.
Dimensions
Dimensions
Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide
Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide
Label Only:
75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)
XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)
Materials
Materials
Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container
Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!
Scent List
Scent List
FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!
PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.
CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.
CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days
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