Look At You Becoming Parents and Shit Candle
Look At You Becoming Parents and Shit Candle
Light up the journey with our Look At You Becoming Parents and Shit candle! Perfect for the couple who’s about to dive headfirst into the world of sleepless nights, baby bottles, and endless baby wipes. This cheeky scent combines a hint of excitement, a splash of chaos, and just the right amount of “What have we signed up for?” It’s the ideal gift for any soon-to-be parents who are navigating the transition from carefree to responsible adult—and doing it with a whole lot of humour. Whether they’re expecting their first little bundle or just realising what’s coming next, this candle’s here to light the way (and maybe mask the smell of the impending nappy duty). Because let’s be honest, becoming parents is a big deal… and a bit of “and shit” is definitely involved!
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide
Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide
Label Only:
75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)
XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)
Materials
Materials
Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container
Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!
Scent List
Scent List
FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!
PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.
CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.
CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days
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