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To The Cuntiest Cunt Birthday Card
To The Cuntiest Cunt Birthday Card
Looking for the perfect birthday card for that one mate who is an absolute legend… and a total menace? This brutally honest and hilarious card reads: ‘To The Cuntiest Cunt I Know, Happy Birthday!’ Ideal for best friends, siblings, or anyone who thrives on savage banter, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a raised eyebrow). Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of profanity with their birthday wishes—because nothing says ‘I love you’ like a well-timed insult!
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
Materials
Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
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Shipping & Returns
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