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Coffin Dodger Birthday Card
Coffin Dodger Birthday Card
Wish them a Happy Birthday in the most brutally honest way possible with this Happy Birthday, Coffin Dodger card! Featuring a cheeky coffin design, this card is perfect for that friend or family member who's racking up the years but still managing to avoid the inevitable. Ideal for anyone with a dark sense of humour and a refusal to age gracefully—because what's a birthday without a little reminder of mortality?
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Dimensions
Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
Materials
Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
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Shipping & Returns
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