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Closer To Velcro Shoes Card
Closer To Velcro Shoes Card
Help them celebrate getting older with a laugh! This cheeky birthday card reads ‘Another year closer to velcro shoes’—perfect for poking fun at the joys of ageing and the slow slide into 'easy fastening' footwear. Ideal for friends or family with a good sense of humour about getting on in years, this card is a funny reminder that some birthdays just bring us closer to the simple things in life. A playful pick for anyone not quite ready for slippers...but getting there!
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Dimensions
Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in
Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in
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Materials
FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials
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