• Funny rude birthday card with the words "I Can't Even Afford a Bag of Fucking Pasta, So This Card Is All You're Getting" – Small A6 card.
  • Funny rude birthday card with the words "I Can't Even Afford a Bag of Fucking Pasta, So This Card Is All You're Getting" – Large A5 card.
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Bag of Fucking Pasta Funny Birthday Card

Bag of Fucking Pasta Funny Birthday Card

Birthday coming up but your bank account is looking tragic? Our 'I Can't Even Afford a Bag of Fucking Pasta, So This Card Is All You're Getting' funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who's feeling the pinch. A hilarious rude birthday card for friends, family, partners or work colleagues, packed with sarcastic humour and relatable money jokes. If you're looking for a funny birthday card that's cheap, cheeky and says exactly what you're thinking, this one does the job!

£3.39
£3.39
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Size

Dimensions

Small:
A6 - 148 x 105mm / 5.8 x 4.1 in

Large:
A5 - 210 x 148mm / 8.3 x 5.8 in

Materials

FSC Certified Card
Recyclable Materials

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