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Suck My Dick Candle

Suck My Dick Candle

Our hilariously cheeky When This Candle is Lit, Suck My Dick candle – the ultimate way to set the mood with a touch of bold humour! Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of risqué fun and aren’t afraid to make a statement. Ideal for gifting to partners with a sense of humour or as a playful addition to your own intimate setting. With a scent that's as inviting as it is suggestive, this candle is sure to spark laughter and perhaps a bit more. Light it up and let the fun begin – because sometimes, a cheeky candle is all you need to get the message across!

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Style

Dimensions

Candle:
85mm High x 65mm Wide

Black Candle:
87mm High x 67mm Wide

Label Only:

75mm x 55mm / 2.95 x 2.16 in (W x H)

XL Label Only:
100mm x 100mm / 3.93 x 3.93 in (W x H)

Materials

Vinyl Label
Soy / Paraffin Wax
Glass Container

Note: Candles do NOT smell like the names written on the front of the label. The label is for comedic purposes only. Candle scents are in the description below!

Scent List

FRENCH VANILLA
Picture this, a cozy evening filled with the irresistible scent of a French patisserie. Indulge in creamy, buttery notes entwined with the warmth of vanilla beans. Perfect for those with a sweet tooth, our French Vanilla Candle promises to satisfy even the most intense sweet cravings!

PLUM & RHUBARB - Our Favourite!
Experience a delightful burst of fruity freshness with the unmistakable scent of rhubarb, complemented by juicy plum undertones. This refreshing fragrance is a true ode to summer, capturing the essence of sunny days and carefree moments.

CANDY FLOSS
Transport yourself to a winter wonderland with our limited edition Christmas scent. Step into a world of delight with our Candyfloss & Sweets scented candle, where the air is filled with the irresistible aroma of spun sugar and childhood treats.

CLEAR CANDLES - Not Soy
For our standard wax candles, you'll receive either Vanilla, Cotton, or Jasmine scents, depending on stock availability at the time of purchase.

Shipping & Returns

Free 2nd Class Delivery
Return within 14 days

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